What's the best thing to give an idiot?

I can tell you one thing, it's definitely NOT a SUPER FUCKING POWERFUL GREEN LASER. In the next video we have a semi-dangerous toy, a green laser which can pop balloons, light matches, and be seen up to 12 miles away. Now, selling this object to reasonable, responsible adults would obviously not create any problems. Unfortunately, the creator of this video has taken it upon himself to market this product towards some of the most idiotic people ever to grace the Earth (and by grace, I merely mean exist. These guys can't really grace anything while staring slack jawed at their computer screens, breathing loudly through their mouths).



The video is pretty cool I know, (Apart from the "LET'S ROLL" poster in the beginning. I mean honestly, who would put that on their wall?) and the laser itself seems like a fun toy for a responsible adult...

sickfucker007 - "where do you get one of those fucking things!?"
Again, unfortunately we are not dealing with responsible adults, as the aptly named sickfucker007 shows us. sickfucker007 couldn't even muster up the brainpower to read the "fucking" video description, in which the video poster has a "fucking" direct link to an eBay seller who is currently selling the "fucking" lasers.

Nagle23 - "yea like thats true and how the hell doesnt it catch the house on fire"
Ahh, out comes the uninformed, idiotic skeptic. Nagle23 doesn't believe in powerful green lasers, just like he doesn't believe in evolution. Damn science is always trying to lie to us! You tell em Nagle23!

tittytwister5251 - "I WANT ONE."
I think anyone who would voluntarily name themselves tittytwister5251 is one of the worst people to whom you could give this laser. Remember those d-bags in middle school who thought it was really funny to grab your nipples and twist? This guy is definitely 26, still thinks its funny, and is going to try it at his next office party running around in an XXL Hawaiian shirt with his green laser yelling, "Laser guidance system locked on. Titty twister system engaged!"

iamtocooler - "THATS DANGEROUS"
I will never understand why people point out the miserably obvious in their comments, but thanks iamtocooler, you truly saved the day. People would never have realized that a really powerful green laser is potentially dangerous and could possibly be misused.

robertrobert905 - "wth its like a weapon, u can't just sell something like that to ppl. its way worse than a gun cas u can disguise it as a pen"
I'm not sure which is worse. Better watch out robertrobert905, I'm going to shine my laser on you and blow your intestines out through a 6 inch hole in your back! Oh wait, that's what I would do with a gun. With my laser I would annoy you by shining it on your stomach. If you were wearing a black t-shirt and I was standing less than a foot away your t-shirt might warm up. While this isn't the safest of toys, (i.e. don't stand around and shine it in your eyes), it's way less dangerous than a powerful Airsoft gun...which we just sell to people.

lovepeacenappiness23 - "I agree. Something an idiot has to fuck up people. It's all fun and games until a trrst. gets a hold of it. lol,but true."
I really would like to hope this guy was joking, but since it's YouTube, of course he isn't. I'm sure even a remotely intelligent trrst. has a better way to wreak havoc among a civilian population than to shine a green laser at people, hoping they look into the beam. lovepeacenappiness23 envisions a world in which the following happens, instead of flying fully loaded transcontinental airliners into skyscrapers, the "trrst.s" have resorted to this: "Allahu Akbar, they are looking at the beam! Soon the infidels will be temporarily blinded/possibly have some permanent vision loss!" That truly would be lovepeacenappiness23 now, wouldn't it?

nflfabfonz - "i wanna shine theese on my balls to get a raging mega huge boner!"
I guess a fetish exists for everything. Hmm, http://www.lasermyballs.com hasn't been bought yet, anybody wanna split the hosting costs?

Voltairez - "I want to stick that laser in my dick hole. Cool Video if I had one. How will sperm and green light look?"
Seriously, anyone wanna go in on that website?

(On a side note Voltairez, I'm pretty sure sperm and green light will look like green-lit sperm.)

schug2727 - "dude i want one a dem pens so i can do dem tricks and pop dem balloons with that pen. dam mayne im excitieddd i mean shiooottttt dem pens is cool..and dey aint even redd...das hot ,."
I'm speechless.

I'm going to leave you with a moment of clarity so that you don't leave the blog depressed. In response to an idiotic question, we have ColonelGeezer shining through as a voice of reason.

talbertblandstein - "Are these weapons of mass distruction ?"

ColonelGeezer - "Mass destruction? No. But in the case of Youtube, they are weapons of mass stupidity. There are no legitimate uses for laser "pointers" in the 50mw+ range except possibly for presentations in daylight, or in the lab. Either way, posts like these exemplify why high-powered lasers should be sold only to serious users with legitimate purposes and not just any kid or man-child who wants to look cool."

Sorry for our hiatus, hopefully we will have more time to update frequently. We'd still love to hear your feedback!